BREAKING: Biden finally visits Hawaii for a nice vacation upwind of devastating wildfires
In a groundbreaking move that has left both citizens and palm trees in awe, President* Biden has announced his long-awaited...
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BREAKING: Joe Biden appoints Hunter Biden to lead investigation of Hunter Biden
WASHINGTON, DC—President* Joe Biden has appointed his son Hunter Biden to lead the investigation of Hunter Biden following revelations that...
New York changes motto to ‘state of emergency’ to get Biden’s attention about immigration crisis
In a desperate bid to capture President* Biden's attention and secure federal aid for the immigration crisis, the state of...
Intelligence Officials say Trump likely colluded with Russia to make Joe Biden accept millions of dollars in bribe money
In a stunning revelation that has left political analysts scratching their heads, a group of unnamed "intelligence officials" has come...
BREAKING: FBI kills man because he made threats to a president who isn’t Trump
In a bizarre case of mistaken presidential identity, the FBI has reportedly taken swift action by eliminating a man who...
Biden Department of Justice officially changes name to ‘Department of Just Us’
WASHINGTON, DC—The President* Biden Department of Justice has officially changed its name to the US Department of Just Us, according...
BREAKING: Biden makes campaign stop at Delaware cemetery
In a bold move that defies all traditional campaign strategies, President Joe Biden has been spotted hitting the campaign trail...
Republicans Promise To Finally Impeach Biden In 2048
WASHINGTON, DC—In light of the endless corruption of the Biden family, Congressional Republicans promised that they’re very close to impeaching...
Oxford adds ‘Bidelusion’ to the dictionary to reference Joe Biden’s delusions
In a groundbreaking move that has left the world puzzled yet entertained, the prestigious Oxford Dictionary has officially added a...
BREAKING: Obama’s chef has information that will lead to the arrest of Hillary Clinton
MASSACHUSETTS—Obama's world famous chef Tafari Campbell has information that will lead to the arrest of Hillary Clinton. Campbell says that...
