Biden bans ‘assault Legos’ after FBI finds Capitol set at Jan 6 rioter’s home
WASHINGTON, DC—President* Biden on Thursday announced a ban on assault Legos after the FBI revealed they had seized a “fully...
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White House unveils uniforms for new door-to-door vaccine informants
WASHINGTON, DC--President* Joe Biden announced Tuesday that his administration would step up efforts to get Americans vaccinated against COVID-19 with a new...
72 Chicagoans shot by black white supremacists July 4th weekend
US—As President* Joe Biden has made abundantly clear, white supremacy is the most lethal threat to America—more deadly than Antifa...
POLL: Most Americans unimpressed with their 12-month free trial of communism
A poll conducted by the Pew Pew Institute shows that a majority of Americans are unimpressed with their 12-month free...
BREAKING: Donald Rumsfeld to personally lead expedition to Hell to find Iraq’s WMD
WASHINGTON, DC—Determined to be proven right about Iraq's stockpiles of weapons of mass destruction in 2003, President* Joe Biden has...
BREAKING: Skydiver who forgot his parachute dies from white supremacy
US—As President* Joe Biden has made abundantly clear, white supremacy is the most lethal threat to America—more deadly than Antifa...
US Olympic Committee awards Gwen Berry gold medal in Virtue Signaling in reparations for her not winning her actual event
EUGENE, OR—Following Gwen Berry's protest during the Olympic trials national anthem, the US Olympic Committee has awarded the activist athlete...
BREAKING: Biden honors LGBTQ Pride by drone-bombing Syria with rainbow explosives
PENTAGON—US President* Joe Biden celebrated LGBTQ Pride month by dropping rainbow-colored bombs on Syria yesterday. The dead and wounded civilians...
Bill Barr confirms he found no evidence of election fraud after not looking for it
Former Attorney General William Barr bluntly dismissed some of former President Donald Trump’s election fraud allegations as “bulls***” in new interviews...
Biden retaliates for Chinese defector by giving China the entire FBI
WASHINGTON, DC--Not fully understanding how it works, US President* Joe Biden promised to give the entire Federal Bureau of Investigation...
