BREAKING: Joe Biden nominates Roseanne Barr to the Supreme Court
WILMINGTON, DE--After hearing of the tragic loss of Ruth Bader Ginsburg from the Supreme Court and the Earth, Democratic presidential...
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Puppet strings visible during Biden’s CNN townhall
SCRANTON, PA—Puppet strings were clearly visible holding Democratic presidential nominee Joe Biden up during a softball townhall hosted by CNN....
Biden and Harris form mariachi band to woo Latino voters
After the holding the biggest hispanic concert in history by playing Despacito on his cellphone, according to hispanic political expert...
Bidet 2020: When Crazy People Took All the Toilet Paper
Yes, we made a sweatshirt (and other swag):
Biden security detail to use only NERF guns from now on
MIAMI—After promising to outlaw assault weapons if elected, presidential nominee Joe Biden is putting his money where his mouth is,...
Netflix corrects problematic ‘Cuties’ by putting Joe Biden in every scene
LOS GATOS, CA—Amid widespread backlash over the provocative film 'Cuties', Netflix has apologized and corrected the problematic content by putting...
AOC scrambles for something even stupider to say to draw attention from Joe Biden
BRONX, NY—US Congressman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) announced on Twitch that she is feeling depressed lately because the media is paying...
Biden agrees to presidential debates as long as he’s only asked multiple choice questions
WILMINGTON, DE--Democratic presidential nominee Joe Biden has agreed to go ahead with the debates versus President Donald Trump as long...
Biden Boat Parade in Chicago ends with 25 shot, 8 dead, 0 boats
While several huge Trump Boat Parades happened over Labor Day weekend with more on the way, the lone Biden Boat...
CDC predicts emergence of several deadly viruses if Trump wins
ATLANTA—COVID-19 season is winding up, no it's winding down, no the cases are skyrocketing but the hospitals are empty. The...
