Joe Biden

Biden: ‘If you don’t vote for me, you ain’t dead’

Richie Richards August 7, 2020

US—The DNC launched a new campaign to increase one of their most dependable voting demographics: the dead. "Vote for Joe...

Biden would commute Boston Marathon bomber’s sentence so he can join Antifa in Portland

Exavier Saskagoochie August 1, 2020

An appellate court has tossed the death sentence and overturned three of the convictions of Boston Marathon bomber Dzhokhar Tsarnaev. Presumptive Democratic...

BREAKING: Biden replaces Secret Service detail with super friendly social workers

Exavier Saskagoochie July 28, 2020

WASHINGTON DC--A longtime proponent of "redirecting" police funds, presumptive Democratic presidential nominee Joe Biden is putting his money where his...

CNN apologizes for upcoming ‘technical difficulties’ whenever Biden speaks

Justin Case July 25, 2020

ATLANTA—CNN has already purchased dozens of new cameras and TV equipment from the Chinese Communist Party in anticipation of the...

Joe Biden agrees to three televised debates with Barron Trump

Exavier Saskagoochie July 17, 2020

Presumptive Democratic presidential nominee Joe Biden has agreed to three televised debates with Barron Trump, President Trump's youngest son. Biden...

A picture of Joe Biden will now be featured on milk cartons

Justin Case July 15, 2020

Joe Biden is lost. Now when we say lost, we are not referring to his mind which he lost decades...

Leftist mob attacks Black Lives Matter chapter for actually helping black people

The Lonely Rogue July 13, 2020

COMPTON, CA—A Black Lives Matter protest took place today but this one was much different than any of the previous...

Biden rallies continue to wreck havoc across the country

Exavier Saskagoochie July 11, 2020

Rallies for presumptive presidential nominee Joe Biden have continued across the country in Democratic stronghold cities, causing billions of dollars...