BREAKING: Ben and Jerry’s “Peach-Mint” recalled after attempting to suicide over 63 million people
Genesius Times food critic, Buffet Bill Scaletopper, has been given another exclusive, revealing Ben and Jerry's newest and most disgusting...
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AOC recommends people drink Dos Equis to avoid contracting coronavirus
Since the deadly coronavirus has been ravaging parts of China and making its way to the United States, US Representative...
Democrats to impeach Trump for Democrats withholding Puerto Rican disaster aid
With the attempt to impeach Trump by claiming he is unfit, using the Russian Steele Dossier, and other attempts not...
Democrats deliver Trump’s re-election papers to the Senate
After weeks of rhetorical fire and fury, a handful of U.S. House members walked quietly across a hushed Capitol on...
Coastal elites panic as Botox shortage spreads from San Francisco to Washington DC
In a surprise move today, Nancy Pelosi has decided to memorialize her role as speaker of the house and has...
Pelosi to release articles of impeachment on the Ides of March
The day after President Trump was impeached by the House for abuse of power and obstruction of Congress, questions continued...
BREAKING: Democrats furious that Trump used the powers they expressly gave him
Democratic lawmakers are furious that President Donald Trump has used the executive war powers that they expressly gave him to...
Pelosi furious that Trump didn’t warn Suleimani before obliterating him in military strike
House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, D-Calif., is furious that a top Iranian general, Qassim Suleimani, wasn't warned before he was obliterated...
Pelosi threatens to withhold New Year’s until they guarantee ‘a fair 2020’
Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi has threatened to withhold New Year's Eve and the associated revelry until they guarantee,...
Dems shocked to find their lives still suck after Trump impeachment
Many Democrats are flying high today after the culmination of more than three years’ of partisan work and straw-grasping ended...
