Beto asks people to stop oppressing him after he promised to oppress them
Democratic presidential candidate Robert "Beto" O'Rourke has asked people to stop oppressing him a day after he promised to oppress...
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Beto vows to personally go door to door and confiscate every AR-15
Hahaha. Sike! No politician is dumb enough to do something as dangerous as that. Even one stupid enough to think...
Crowd cheers as Beto claims genocide should be between a dictator and his subjects
Presidential contender Beto O’Rourke said he believes the decision to have a third-trimester genocide should be up to the dictator,...
All 20 Candidates arrive at Democratic debate in one stylish car
CNN is hosting the second set of Democratic presidential debates Tuesday and Wednesday, taking place in Detroit. 20 Democrats will take...
Democrats send taxpayers $87 trillion bill for all the ‘free’ stuff they promised in 2 hour debate
Democrats sent an $87 trillion bill to American taxpayers for everything they promised in a generous auction-style debate the last...
Democrats show off prized kills in debate
The first Democratic debate was boring by most accounts until the topic of abortion came around. At that point, the...
Dem debate to be live auction; candidates to bid for votes with other people’s money
The Democratic National Committee has approved a new format for the first Democratic debate in the 2020 presidential election: a...
Beto livestreams a bout of violent diarrhea
In an effort to stay ultra-relative and relateable, the Democratic presidential candidate Robert Francis "Beto" O'Rourke has been livestreaming absolutely...
BREAKING: Beto found passed out drunk in gutter after Cinco de Mayo celebration
Robert "Beto" O'Rourke, taking his pseudo-Latino persona to the next level, partied it up with his amigos on Cinco de...
Beto discusses what it was like growing up as Napoleon Dynamite
You probably recognized the shooting political star Beto O'Rourke, but you might not be sure from what. In fact, Robert...
