BREAKING: Ted Cruz releases letter officially endorsing Donald Trump for president
In a surprising twist of political theater, Senator Ted Cruz has released a letter officially endorsing former President Donald Trump...
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Pentagon renames F-35s ‘Lauren Boeberts’ ensuring 24/7 night vision footage of them
PENTAGON—In a surprising move that's set to revolutionize both the military and reality TV, the Pentagon has announced plans to...
BREAKING: Biden’s teleprompter to give first State of the Union Address
WASHINGTON, DC—Officials in the Biden administration have become increasingly worried about Biden’s mental health, especially over the high number of...
In effort to win over media, Ted Cruz starts putting COVID patients in nursing homes
AUSTIN—Senator Ted Cruz (R-TX) who was criticized for not personally fixing all of the telephone and cables during the snowstorm...
BREAKING: Biden deports all Republicans to Cancún
WASHINGTON, DC—In response to the Ted Cruz scandal plaguing the nation, President Biden signed an executive order deporting all Republicans...
AOC: ‘I was almost just killed by an economics textbook’
NEW YORK CITY—Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) recounted today on Twitter a very disturbing experience she had recently. AOC said she...
NEW: AOC reveals she is a Holocaust survivor
NEW YORK—Desperate for attention, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez announced new layers to her victim status by describing her very real experience surviving...
VIDEO: Congress after the storming of the Capitol
This is an insider view of several members of Congress after the storming of the US Capitol by patriots and...
Libertarians hold battle royale to determine who is a real libertarian
HOUSTON—Following decades of debate among libertarians as to what constitutes a "real libertarian,' top party members gathered in Houston for...
