Parents help their children fight climate change by taking iPhones, cars away from them
Greta Thunberg has launched a revolution of children and young adults skipping science class to scream about climate change because,...
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Thunberg to Pope, “Have you accepted climate change as your lord and savior?”
The path of the evangelist is one of constant hope and failure, so one should not read too much into...
BREAKING: Local man nominated for Nobel Prize after constantly complaining about the heat
Local resident Sam Bilkie has been nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize after consistent complaining about the heat this summer....
Greta Thunberg sails away on hot air balloon powered by her own fiery breath
Opposed to the horrific gas guzzlers that are transatlantic jet liners, Swedish climate activist Greta Thunberg arrived in the US...
Thunberg to Obama: ‘How dare you buy beachfront property at the start of the mass extinction!’
Former President Barack Obama met with teenage climate activist Greta Thunberg last week and Genesius Times has discovered that the...
Swedish lovechild of Bill Nye takes up the torch of telling people how to live their lives
The environment was intense as 16 year old Greta Thunberg yelled recycled platitudes at a room full of adults who...
Environmentalists make statement by trashing hundreds of parks around the globe
Environmentalists, inspired by 16-year-old Greta Thunberg, have made their voices heard in a dramatic statement by trashing hundreds of parks...
Progressives plan brave mass suicide to combat climate change
Progressives in San Francisco, CA are planning a mass suicide to combat climate change. They have collected in a group...
Bernie: “Sacrificing poor people to Moloch is our only hope against climate change”
A long time ago, in the land of fairies and magic, human beings collectively believed they could appease their angry...
BREAKING: Gov. Newsom declares state of emergency after Hurricane Dorian ravages California cities
While Floridians seem to have been spared of Hurricane Dorian's wrath, California Governor Gavin Newsom on the other side of...
