Newsom mandates leather face masks so Californians can literally lick boots while being bootlickers
SACRAMENTO—Gov. Gavin Newsom has issued a statewide order mandating that all Californians wear leather face masks while in public or...
COVID-19
Bill Gates infuriated that they keep coming up with cheap cures to his coronavirus bioweapon
REDMOND, WA—Billionaire and Bond Supervillain Bill Gates is incresingly infuriated that doctors and health practitioners keep coming up with simple...
Cuomo moves Ghislaine Maxwell to a COVID-stricken nursing home for safe keeping
NEW YORK—Governor Andrew Cuomo has transferred longtime Jeffrey Epstein associate Ghislaine Maxwell to a quasi-secure New York nursing home stricken...
Ghislaine Maxwell moved to intensive care unit as coronavirus symptoms worsen
NEW YORK--British socialite and long-time associate of CIA frontman disgraced financier Jeffrey Epstein, Ghislaine Maxwell, has been moved to the...
Democratic Governors celebrate Independence Day by locking everyone in their basements
East Lansing, MI—Just as COVID-19 restrictions are being lifted across the nation, Democratic governors are celebrating Independence Day by locking...
Hillary Clinton already finished writing Joe Biden’s eulogy
CHAPPAQUA, NY—Hillary Clinton announced she already wrote Joe Biden's eulogy for his upcoming COVID-related death."This is the exact kind of...
Cuomo blames Trump for not telling him that nursing homes were filled with old people
Just look at the picture below. We see here Governor Jesus....uh Andrew Cuomo being celebrated for his amazing record of...
BREAKING: 160 people have died from COVID-19 after attending Trump rally next week
PHOENIX—160 people have died from COVID-19 after attending the Trump rally in Phoenix next week, sources have told CNN. "This...
BREAKING: Political rallies are unsafe again
TULSA--After a month of political rallies being good for the public health because they help to fight COVID-19 in some...
Face mask company accidentally prints its side effect on front of mask
Face mask manufacturer Paycebo Inc., accidentally printed a side effect from wearing masks on one of its masks. A spokesman...
