Authorities add devil horns to all Founding Father statues to prevent Democrats from tearing them down
In a groundbreaking move to preemptively thwart any potential wrath from the left, authorities across the nation have embarked on...
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Democrats decry homophobia: ‘It’s nobody’s business what 2 men do in the privacy of a public Senate Hearing Room’
In a stunning display of political correctness and a commitment to progressive values, Democrats have officially denounced homophobia and boldly...
BREAKING: Bin Laden Now Polling Higher Than Biden With Democrats In 12 States
NEW YORK—In an unexpected twist of political sentiments, a recent survey has revealed that Osama bin Laden, the notorious mastermind...
BREAKING: Dems and Reps come together to ensure Americans will always have catastrophic debt
WASHINGTON - In an era of extreme polarization, many were happy to hear that Democrats and Republicans have finally come...
Democrats warn that House Speaker who hasn’t made millions on insider trading is threat to democracy
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a shocking twist, Democrats are making waves on Capitol Hill as they announce new criteria for...
BREAKING: Rep Jamaal Bowman causes another insurrection by pulling fire alarm during hearing
WASHINGTON, DC—In a shocking turn of events, Congressman Jamaal Bowman has once again incited an insurrection within the hallowed halls...
New Chicago Mayor vows to fix all the damage done by the last Republican mayor in 1931
CHICAGO—In a recent press conference, newly elected Chicago Mayor Brandon Johnson announced his ambitious plan to fix all the damage...
BREAKING: Democrats promise to keep killing kids until you give up your guns
WASHINGTON, DC—Congressional Democrats have promised to keep killing your kids until you give up your guns. Former Speaker of the...
Anti-war Democrats excited for Biden to start WWIII
WASHINGTON – In a rare show of bipartisanship, the top anti-war liberals joined with blood-thirsty Republicans to celebrate President* Joe...
Fetterman hospitalized for extreme depression after learning he’s a Democrat
It's well known that Senator Jon Fetterman suffered a tragic brain injury during his 2022 campaign, which resulted in a...
