Joe Biden appoints Rainbow Dildo Butt Monkey as Secretary of Education
WASHINGTON DC—Following Rainbow Dildo Butt Monkey’s grooming session at a public library, former Vice President Joe Biden appointed him head...
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Coca-Cola now requiring employees to ‘be less white’ by wearing blackface
ATLANTA—Super woke soft drink company Coca-Cola is now mandating all employees to wear blackface in order to "be less white"....
Oscars now require Best Picture nominees to have at least 1 scene with a living turd
Ahead of the #OscarsSoWhite controversy’s fifth anniversary, the Academy has announced a new set of inclusion requirements films must meet...
Celebrities show support for ‘Defund the Police’ by adding dozens more security guards
We all recognize Hollywood represents the best humanity has to offer. We know that because they tell us every day....
Yale to offer only LGBTQ Studies courses next year to ensure diversity
In a brave and stunning new dictate from the Chancellor of Yale University, Dr. Virtu Signalton, every professor has been...
Most woke Oscars ever includes first living turd Oscar-winner
Hollywood, CA-- It was an historic evening as the Motion Picture Academy dished out more Oscars to minorities than ever...
Most diverse Congress ever sworn in includes living turd
It was a historic swearing in ceremony Thursday as the most diverse United States House of Representatives was sworn in...
