Samuel Jackson will be next debate moderator with the ‘I said 2 motherf**g minutes’ rule
NASHVILLE--Samuel Jackson has been named the moderator for the second and final presidential debate. He will be granted the authority...
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BREAKING: Schiff has evidence that Trump sold influence to Ukraine through crack-addict son Hunter
WASHINGTON, DC—US Representative Adam Schiff (D-CA) and other democrats have announced that they have evidence that President Trump sold influence to the...
BREAKING: Trump sold influence to Ukraine through crack-addict son
WASHINGTON, DC—US Representative Adam Schiff (D-CA) and other democrats have announced that they have evidence that President Trump sold influence...
Angry celebrities threaten to stay in America if Trump is reelected
US—Many angry celebrities, worried about the possibility of another four years of Donald Trump, have pulled out all the stops...
EXCLUSIVE: Trump dipped in bronzer as a baby; only weakness is heel
WASHINGTON DC—Despite four years of slander, accusations and spying by his political opponents, President Donald Trump remains focused on advancing...
Pelosi calls for a national day of mourning after Trump recovers from COVID
US--Liberals across the country are donning black and weeping uncontrollably since President Donald Trump was released from the hospital after...
Trump slammed for unauthorized restroom visit at Walter Reed
BETHESDA,MD--President Trump was slammed recently due to his unauthorized restroom visit as a COVID-19 patient at Walter Reed hospital. Critics...
BREAKING: Trump refuses to denounce white blood cell supremacy during COVID bout
BETHESDA, MD--President Trump has refused to denounce his white blood cell supremacy in the fight against the oppressed COVID-19 cells...
Mike Pence gets millions of atheists to pray to God he becomes president
WASHINGTON DC—Vice President Mike Pence's theocratic dictatorship is nearly complete. One of the final pieces to the puzzle was getting...
Trump eulogizes KKK Cyclops just like Biden to get media to stop calling him racist
WASHINGTON DC—President Donald Trump has given a eulogy for the KKK Cyclops and recruiter Senator Robert C. Byrd just like...
