POLL: Baby Yoda leads all Democrats for 2020 Presidential bid despite not running or being real
A cute little fictional sci-fi character has soared to the top spot in the Democratic primary field, leading his nearest...
Election 2020
Bernie Sanders says he’ll put AOC in ‘very important’ bartending role in White House
Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) has a “very, very important role” waiting for her in the White House should fellow Democratic...
Clinton says she is being urged by ‘many, many, many personalities’ to run in 2020
Hillary Clinton on Tuesday declined to rule out launching a future presidential campaign after her two failed bids, saying “many,...
President Trump awards Beto his participation trophy
In an awkward ceremony at the White House, President Trump awarded Robert "Beto" O'Rourke his participation trophy for the 2020...
Beto scores endorsement for ‘Nacho President’ Doritos chip flavor
Things are looking up for former congressman and former presidential candidate Robert O'Rourke who recently dropped out of the race....
Millions of satire writers mourn the announcement of Beto ending presidential campaign
Millions of satire writers across the country are mourning the announcement that former Texas congressman Robert "Beto" O'Rourke is dropping...
BREAKING: Bernie Sanders arrested for trying to take 90% of children’s candy while trick-or-treating
Democratic socialist presidential hopeful Bernie Sanders was arrested last night during the annual Burlington Vermont Halloween Spooktacular. Witness say that...
Cultural appropriation for Halloween forbidden unless you’re a Democratic presidential candidate
In an effort to curb illicit cultural appropriation during this Halloween season, the city of Des Moines, Iowa has banned...
Buttigieg hopes the discovery of mass graves doesn’t impact access to safe and free genocide
South Bend, Indiana Mayor Pete Buttigieg finally broke his silence Wednesday on the discovery of the bodies of 2,246 ethnic...
Beto threatens to let you keep your guns and money if he doesn’t win the 2020 nomination
Robert "Beto" O'Rourke has threatened to let you keep your guns and money if he doesn't win the 2020 Democratic...
