Beto O’Rourke named prestigious AR-15 Salesman of the Year
Democratic presidential hopeful Robert "Beto" O'Rourke was just named the prestigious Armalite AR-15 salesman of the year, an honor that...
Election 2020
Despite mental lapses Biden confident he will win the 2020 race for Shady Acres Retirement Home President
Call them gaffs or mental lapses, former Vice President and current presidential candidate Joe Biden has had plenty of them...
BREAKING: All Democratic candidates arrested for bribing voters with stolen money
All official Democratic candidates for president in the 2020 election have been arrested for trying to bribe voters with stolen...
Elizabeth Warren promises to give state of Alabama back to ‘her people’ on first day of presidency
In an unprecedented level of virtue signalling and pandering for votes, Sen. Elizabeth Warren has promised to give the state...
BREAKING: Biden to end white supremacy once he’s the supreme leader of the country
2020 Democratic front-runner Joe Biden asserted that "white folks are the reason we have institutional racism" and that such things...
BREAKING: Tom Cruise announces he’s running for president in 2020
Joining the 15 million other candidates for president in 2020, movie titan Tom Cruise has decided to run, literally. He...
Joe Biden hands out Maalox at campaign rallies to help fans to ‘swallow a little’
Joe Biden's wife Jill made her argument for the Biden nomination yesterday saying, "Your candidate might be better on, I...
Kamala Harris’ innovative new healthcare plan will imprison everyone so they can go to the doctor for free
Now, this is thinking outside of the box. Fed up with the labyrinth of bureaucracy that healthcare in America must...
Each Democratic candidate promises to fix Trump’s booming economy
Despite many disagreements during the debates, Democrats have agreed on a few things including murdering children is a right and...
Bernie Sanders immediately makes Cardi B economic advisor after seeing her roll around in money
Democratic socialist presidential hopeful Bernie Sanders has made a bold staffing decision after been hounded by logical thinkers for advocating...
