BREAKING: New poll shows Hillary Clinton won 2016 election in landslide
As the 2020 presidential election gears up with nearly 4 million Democratic candidates challenging Donald Trump, polls indicate that Donald...
Election 2020
Trump: ‘Only Democrats should pay slave reparations because they were the ones who held slaves’
While many of the 4,000 Democratic candidates for president in the 2020 election are clamoring for who can virtue signal...
Dem debate to be live auction; candidates to bid for votes with other people’s money
The Democratic National Committee has approved a new format for the first Democratic debate in the 2020 presidential election: a...
Trump to deport ‘millions of undocumented Democrats’ starting next week
President Donald Trump announced late on Monday night that Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) will begin the process of removing...
BREAKING: Rep. Swalwell to transition to black woman before 2020 election
Democratic presidential hopeful Eric Swalwell, hovering around 0% in the polls, looks to stir the race up by transitioning to...
Democrats consider accepting votes from evil white males in 2020 election
The Democrats are seeking evil white male voters for the 2020 presidential election. According to Democratic pollster Donald Lester, who worked for...
In appeal to moderates, Bernie calls for worker-ownership of his gulags
As wealth inequality has increased, so has the injustice of the capitalist America. Democratic socialist Bernie Sanders hopes to correct...
AOC to wait to run for president until 2021 when there will be fewer candidates
Popular democratic socialist Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez has declared her intention of running for president, but not in the crowded 2020...
Beto livestreams a bout of violent diarrhea
In an effort to stay ultra-relative and relateable, the Democratic presidential candidate Robert Francis "Beto" O'Rourke has been livestreaming absolutely...
BREAKING: Harambe posthumously announces 2020 presidential bid
Just when you thought the field for the 2020 Democratic presidential nomination couldn't get any fuller or more clown-like, long...
