Buttigieg and partner shocked they can’t get pregnant, biology so hateful
The first openly gay presidential candidate, Peter Buttigieg and his husband, Chasten Glezman, announced on Thursday that “we are shocked...
Election 2020
WOKE: Cory Booker pledges to call running mate a woman even if she’s a man
In a grammatically confusing announcement, Senator Cory Booker, D-NJ, pledged to nominate a female running mate on Wednesday while speaking...
Joe Biden releases logo for 2020 presidential campaign
Joe Biden has announced his candidacy for the 2020 presidential election. His campaign is focusing on a "hands-on" approach to...
There are now officially more Democrats running for president than there are people in the world
With two more Democrats putting their hat in the ring for the 2020 presidential nomination, researchers have determined that there...
Elizabeth Warren bribes voters with free college for utterly worthless degrees
Elizabeth Warren has raised the stakes of the 2020 Democratic presidential nomination process. After Yang has suggested a Universal Basic...
Socialist Sanders to condemn only billionaires now that he’s a millionaire
Bernie Sanders has made a career out of railing against millionaires and billionaires, calling them the dredges of humanity and...
OPINION: Fight income inequality by giving Bernie a fourth house!
Income equality is clearly the worst thing ever. Even if everyone is wealthier than they were, if the difference between...
Biden offers free hugs, hair sniffs to women who donate to campaign
Kicking off his hands-on presidential campaign, former Vice President Joe Biden is making a personal offer to all women—no matter...
Beto discusses what it was like growing up as Napoleon Dynamite
You probably recognized the shooting political star Beto O'Rourke, but you might not be sure from what. In fact, Robert...
Russians completely undermine US democracy with $974 of Facebook ads
While the charges of collusion between President Trump and Russia appear to be unwarranted, there is massive evidence that Russia...
