Elizabeth Warren bribes voters with free college for utterly worthless degrees
Elizabeth Warren has raised the stakes of the 2020 Democratic presidential nomination process. After Yang has suggested a Universal Basic...
Election 2020
Socialist Sanders to condemn only billionaires now that he’s a millionaire
Bernie Sanders has made a career out of railing against millionaires and billionaires, calling them the dredges of humanity and...
OPINION: Fight income inequality by giving Bernie a fourth house!
Income equality is clearly the worst thing ever. Even if everyone is wealthier than they were, if the difference between...
Biden offers free hugs, hair sniffs to women who donate to campaign
Kicking off his hands-on presidential campaign, former Vice President Joe Biden is making a personal offer to all women—no matter...
Beto discusses what it was like growing up as Napoleon Dynamite
You probably recognized the shooting political star Beto O'Rourke, but you might not be sure from what. In fact, Robert...
Russians completely undermine US democracy with $974 of Facebook ads
While the charges of collusion between President Trump and Russia appear to be unwarranted, there is massive evidence that Russia...
#IBelieveHer campaign calls it quits ahead of Biden presidential bid
The #IBelieveHer movement was a strong catalyst against conservative figures like Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh during his nomination process....
Robert O’Rourke denies he’s Irish three times on St. Patrick’s Day
Complete with a sombrero and a multicolored poncho, Robert Francis "Beto" O'Rourke denied that he was of Irish decent three...
POLL: Which Democratic presidential candidate has the best fake ethnicity?
We all know that it's horrifyingly evil to appropriate a culture that's not your own, unless of course, you're running...
Sanders furious after less popular Democratic candidates take 70% of his hard-earned contributions
The front-running candidate for the Democratic nominee, Bernie Sanders, is starting off on a good foot, generating $70 million his...
