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BREAKING: Joe Biden dies during speech celebrating electoral college victory

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WASHINGTON DC—Self Identifying President-Elect Joe Biden died today while giving a celebratory speech about the contested electoral college. Several people...

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BREAKING: Texas to send 1000 electors since the Constitution doesn’t matter anymore

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