Elizabeth Warren

Breaking: Pope Francis endorses Elizabeth Warren for President

Earnest O'Connor September 28, 2019

Not one to shy away from political discourse, Pope Francis has thrown his hat—er headdress—into the discussion of who will...

Nation’s 1st graders explain to Democratic Hopefuls you cant take other people’s stuff

Earnest O'Connor September 13, 2019

First it was old man Bernie shouting about taking from the one percent and redistributing it among America’s English majors....

Elizabeth Warren promises to give state of Alabama back to ‘her people’ on first day of presidency

Exavier Saskagoochie September 7, 2019

In an unprecedented level of virtue signalling and pandering for votes, Sen. Elizabeth Warren has promised to give the state...

Elizabeth Warren abruptly murders John Delaney in Democratic debate

Exavier Saskagoochie July 31, 2019

Presidential hopeful Elizabeth Warren abruptly murdered fellow candidate John Delaney during the first CNN presidential debate. The incident was reported...

Democrats finally outraged over a border crossing

Exavier Saskagoochie July 5, 2019

Democrats have increasingly supported border crossings, especially when they involve undocumented migrants coming into the United States to vote for...

Liberals take break from celebrating abortion to mourn the death of immigrant children

Exavier Saskagoochie June 28, 2019

It takes a major crisis to divert the attention of liberals away from praising the killing of innocent human babies,...

Democrats show off prized kills in debate

Exavier Saskagoochie June 27, 2019

The first Democratic debate was boring by most accounts until the topic of abortion came around. At that point, the...

Technical issues plague first Democratic open mic night

Exavier Saskagoochie June 27, 2019

Organizers were left red-faced during Wednesday night’s Democratic open mic night at Billy Bob's Saloon when audio issues plagued local celebrities...