Elizabeth Warren promises to give state of Alabama back to ‘her people’ on first day of presidency
In an unprecedented level of virtue signalling and pandering for votes, Sen. Elizabeth Warren has promised to give the state...
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Elizabeth Warren abruptly murders John Delaney in Democratic debate
Presidential hopeful Elizabeth Warren abruptly murdered fellow candidate John Delaney during the first CNN presidential debate. The incident was reported...
Democrats finally outraged over a border crossing
Democrats have increasingly supported border crossings, especially when they involve undocumented migrants coming into the United States to vote for...
‘I can’t afford my student loan’ woman wearing $1000 outfit tweets on $800 phone
Angry with the injustice of the financial system, fashionable local woman Charlie Burke hate tweeted, "I can't afford my student...
Liberals take break from celebrating abortion to mourn the death of immigrant children
It takes a major crisis to divert the attention of liberals away from praising the killing of innocent human babies,...
Democrats show off prized kills in debate
The first Democratic debate was boring by most accounts until the topic of abortion came around. At that point, the...
Technical issues plague first Democratic open mic night
Organizers were left red-faced during Wednesday night’s Democratic open mic night at Billy Bob's Saloon when audio issues plagued local celebrities...
Elizabeth Warren bribes voters with free college for utterly worthless degrees
Elizabeth Warren has raised the stakes of the 2020 Democratic presidential nomination process. After Yang has suggested a Universal Basic...
POLL: Which Democratic presidential candidate has the best fake ethnicity?
We all know that it's horrifyingly evil to appropriate a culture that's not your own, unless of course, you're running...
OPINION: Arrest people who cheated to get into college unless they cheated to get into America
Like most Americans, I was appalled to hear of the rich white parents who cheated and bribed their way into...
