BREAKING: France surrenders World Cup final
DOHA, QATAR—Argentina won the 2022 World Cup final after France surrendered. "We won the last World Cup and it just...
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BREAKING: France has just surrendered
PARIS—After Russian forces invaded Ukraine at 5am local time, France, which is thousands of miles away wants nothing to do...
BREAKING: France to deploy troops to Caribbean islands of Ukraine in the ‘Speed Bump’ formation
PARIS—French President Emmanuel Macron announced the deployment of a few companies of French troops into the Ukraine conflict. Taken from...
French PM Macron face masks can stop guillotines
PARIS—Anti-tyranny protesters rallied in cities across France on Saturday, denouncing President Emmanuel Macron and threatening to "get Enlightenmented on his...
BREAKING: France officially surrenders to COVID-19
PARIS, FRANCE—French Prime Minister Jean Castex announced today that almost a year after fighting one of the world’s deadliest viruses,...
Mitt Romney to assume the name ‘Pierre Diablo’ and move to Antarctica
Talk about 'persona non grata', Mitt Romney has earned that in spades as the most reviled Republican Senator in US...
BREAKING: France has just surrendered to Iran and US
As tensions continue to rise following a missile attack by Iran toward a US military base in Iraq, France, which...
Church that withstood 900 years of war and bombings ‘accidentally’ burns down
The Cathedral of Notre Dame in Paris has been "accidentally" burned down after enduring 900 years of war and bombings...
French President Macron concedes to opposition but only if they agree to burn the whole country down first
After several days of intense negotiations, French President Emanuel Macron has agreed to two provisions in the fuel tax debate...
