immigration

Experts confused why COVID cases are spiking in areas they’re sending untested immigrants

Exavier Saskagoochie July 23, 2021

US—Health experts are utterly confused as to why cases of the deadly COVID virus are spiking in places they are...

Kamala announces trip to the Borders but says there’s no crisis there

Exavier Saskagoochie June 23, 2021

WASHINGTON, DC--Vice President* Kamala Harris has announced a trip to the Borders after a constant stream of criticism from Republicans,...

BREAKING: Guatamala deports Kamala Harris

Exavier Saskagoochie June 9, 2021

GUATAMALA CITY—Immigration authorities in Guatamala have deported an annoying American named Kamala Harris. She will be extradited to Mexico, where...

Kamala Harris flies 10-truck caravan to Guatamala to lecture them on climate change

Exavier Saskagoochie June 8, 2021

GUATAMALA CITY—Vice President* Kamala Harris flew a 10-Suburban caravan to Guatamala in order to lecture them on climate change. "It...

Biden hires the Wizard of Oz to interpret his immigration policy

The Lonely Rogue March 29, 2021

WASHINGTON, DC—No one is quite sure what US President Joe Biden's immigration policy is, least of all, the president himself....

Biden tells migrants ‘don’t come over’ while he hands out gift bags at the border

Brady Thomas March 18, 2021

BIG BEND, TX–President Joe Biden said in an exclusive interview with Genesius Times's George Snuffalufagus on Tuesday that his message...

BREAKING: Concentration camps are good now

Rafi Metz March 17, 2021

WASHINGTON, DC—A common refrain among democrats during the Trump administration was that the government’s migrant facilities were literal ‘concentration camps’,...