BREAKING: Pennsylvania elects first brain-dead Senator
PENNSYLVANIA—In a major defeat for ableism, voters of the Keystone State have elected the first braindead person to Senate, doubling...
Joe Biden
BREAKING: White House denies that denying election wins by election deniers is election denial
WASHINGTON, DC—White House Press Secretary Karen Jean-Pierre said that the Biden administration denies that denying election victories of election deniers...
Biden warns that democracy is being threatened by too many people participating in democracy
WASHINGTON, DC—President Biden has warned the country that democracy is being threatened by too many people participating in democracy. Biden...
BREAKING: Biden sends $40B in military aid to Twitter execs following Elon Musk annexation
SILICON VALLEY, CA—US President* Joe Biden has sent over $40 billion in military aid and weapons to Twitter executives following...
BREAKING: Fetterman invites Biden on campaign trail to make him look good
PENNSYLVANIA—Pennsylvania Democrat and U.S. Senate Candidate John Fetterman, became the first candidate in his party to ask President Biden for...
Support for Biden surges among vampires after he announces plan to blot out the sun
WASHINGTON, DC—The Biden Administration announced plans this week to halt climate change by blocking out the sun, and SuperPAC Vampires for an...
How opposing nuclear war is a sign of white supremacy
I don't know who needs to hear this but opposing Biden's forthcoming nuclear war is a sign of white supremacy...
FACT CHECK: Cognitive ability is NOT relevant to holding public office
US—Following last week's NBC interview with braindead Pennsylvania Senate candidate John Fetterman, several posts on social media recently have claimed...
BREAKING: Spokesperson for Hell disputes Biden’s claim that the U.S. economy is ‘strong as hell’
WASHINGTON, DC—A spokesperson for the Underworld has disputed US President* Joe Biden's claim that the US economy is "strong as...
BREAKING: In response to Biden’s quid pro quo deal with Saudi Arabia, Congress to impeach Donald Trump again
WASHINGTON, DC—In response to President* Joe Biden’s attempted quid pro quo deal with Saudi Arabia, Congress has moved to impeach...
