Having not found 5 righteous people in Chicago, Trump orders a surge of fire and brimstone
President Donald Trump, having not found even 5 righteous people in the city of Chicago, announced plans Wednesday to send...
Lori Lightfoot
BREAKING: Mayor Lightfoot outlaws shooting people in Chicago
Following increased violence in Chicago with record killings recently, Mayor Lori Lightfoot has decided to take unprecedented measures to protect...
Cuomo, De Blasio frontrunners in 2020 ‘Miss Management Pageant’
There are just so many nominees this year the Miss Management committee is having a hard time deciding which ones...
Mayor Lightfoot assures us all 300 killed this year in Chicago will be able to vote by mail in November
Another 125 people were shot in Chicago over the weekend with 18 more dying. Mayor Lori Lightfoot says that people...
Chicago criminals promise to stop killing everyone if the city defunds the police
CHICAGO—Hardened criminals and ruthless killers across the Chicagoland area vowed to stop being bad if the police were defunded. 'Defund...
Mayor Lightfoot allows churches up to 25% capacity if they ‘burn the church to the ground first’
CHICAGO—Mayor Lori Lightfoot said Chicago churches can hold services with no more than 50 people, so long as they, "burn...
Chicago honors the memory of George Floyd by hosting 25 murders over the weekend
While people all over the country and even the world are protesting police brutality and honoring the memory of George...
Stacy Abrams threatens to eat Joe Biden if he doesn’t select her as running mate
Stacy Abrams has threatened to eat Joe Biden if he didn't pick her as his running mate. No, not break...
BREAKING: 66 people died in Chicago today from COVID-19-related gunshot wounds
CHICAGO — Public health officials were stunned as they added 66 people to the COVID-19 death toll today. All 66...
Mayor Lightfoot defends professional family photoshoot during COVID lockdown
Chicago Mayor Lori Lightfoot, a Democrat, defended getting her family together for a family photoshoot despite local photographers being forced...
