CDC warns Democrats to not take ivermectin because ‘it kills parasites’
ATLANTA—The Centers for Disease Control and Health Prevention (CDC) has issued a warning that Democrats and democratic socialists should not...
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TRADE ALERT: GOP trades Mitt Romney to Democrats for cash and an intern to be named later
Democrats in the senate announced a blockbuster trade Monday, noting that they obtained Utah Senator Mitt Romney from the GOP...
BREAKING: Biden declares Republicans will only get 3/5ths of a vote from now on
WASHINGTON, DC—In a bold strategy to unify the country, President-elect Joe Biden has declared that, going forward, Republicans will only...
With Biden win, Republicans to pretend to be fiscally conservative again
WASHINGTON, DC—Fox News reported earlier that shortly after congratulating “President-Elect” Joe Biden, Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell confirmed in a...
McConnell: ‘We will not be bullied into giving Americans their own money’
WASHINGTON DC—Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-KY) on Tuesday blocked an attempt to give Americans more of their money. "We...
Pelosi to release articles of impeachment on the Ides of March
The day after President Trump was impeached by the House for abuse of power and obstruction of Congress, questions continued...
