New ‘free speech’ theater opens in Portland: patrons can yell ‘FIRE!’ if they want
PORTLAND—A controversial new “free speech” theater opened in the thriving Portland arts district last night, triggering protests by firefighters and...
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Macron caught fiddling as Paris burns to the ground
PARIS—French President Emmanuel Macron was caught playing his fiddle as reports came in that the entire city of Paris was...
BREAKING: Insurrection is okay again
(CNN) NASHVILLE—More than a 1,000 mostly peaceful protestors rallied around Tennessee’s state Capitol on March 30 calling for more restrictive...
CNN: SUV found guilty on all accounts in mostly peaceful Waukesha parade accident
WAUKESHA, WI—A Wisconsin SUV accused of driving through a crowd at the 2021 Waukesha Christmas parade was found guilty Wednesday....
AOC: ‘We can seriously reduce crime if we just legalize shoving people onto subway train tracks’
NEW YORK—The epidemic of people shoving other people onto train tracks in New York subway stations has gotten the attention...
City of Memphis erects statue of Ezekiel Kelly who went on mostly peaceful shooting spree this week
MEMPHIS—About 200 community members gathered to celebrate the unveiling of a statue of Ezekiel Kelly, the austere repeat offender suspected...
BREAKING: Feds foil devious plot by several men attempting to be white in public
COEUR D'ALENE, ID—Federal agents with the FBI have foiled another plot of men attempting to be white in public. The...
QUIZ: Ukraine after the Russian invasion or Minneapolis after a mostly peaceful protest?
This is probably the most difficult quiz we've published. Can you guess what this is a picture of: Ukraine following...
CNN: Austere musician mostly peacefully plows down 5 in Christmas parade
(CNN) At least five people have mostly peacefully died and 40 are injured after an austere musician plowed into a...
CNN: Fauci’s dog torture experiments were mostly peaceful
(CNN) The Republicans are leading another witch hunt against Dr. Anthony Fauci, who conducted mostly peaceful dog torture experiments while...
