Woke Nike Execs Hold Screaming Session to Determine Why Their Stock is Plummeting
BEAVERTON, Ore. — A group of Nike executives left campus Monday for a wooded offsite, wearing coordinated yoga pants, to...
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Nike stands with Jussie Smollett in new ad campaign
BEAVERTON, OR—Nike is throwing its support behind the embattled actress Jussie Smollett in a new ad campaign with the tag...
LIMITED TIME ONLY: Get 100% discount at Minneapolis Nike stores if you use promo #racialjustice
MINNEAPOLIS—For a limited time only, residents can get 100% discount at Minneapolis Nike store when they use the promo code...
Nike launches Antifa Spirit Urban Gear just in time for Black Friday
BEAVERTON, OR--Athletic equipment maker Nike has launched its Antifa Spirit Gear just in time for Black Friday. Nike spokesperson, William...
Nike makes sweatshop workers work overtime to stitch ‘Equality’ on NBA jerseys
BEAVERTON, OR—Nike has agreed to force its thousands of sweatshop workers to work overtime for free in order to stitch...
Nike introduces new Chinese ad campaign
Not a company that seeks to avoid controversy, Nike has introduced a new ad campaign to back its socio-political overlords...
Nike updates Kaepernick slogan, “Believe in something, unless it upsets the Chinese government.”
After removing all of the Rockets apparel from their Chinese stores, a move that was prompted by Houston's general manager...
BREAKING: Nike to stop making shoes, focus only on knee pads
Following a rough year after hiring failed NFL player-turned social justice warrior Colin Kaepernick, the athletics apparel brand Nike has...
