SCOTUS pick Jackson declines to define ‘woman’ because she ‘never got to see Kindergarten Cop’
Judge Ketanji Brown Jackson and GOP Sen. Marsha Blackburn sparred over questions of sex and gender during the second day...
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OPED: I was raped by whoever Biden chooses to replace Breyer on the Supreme Court
This is incredibly difficult for me to do but I feel that it’s necessary to come forward and expose the...
Introducing Clarissa Thomas, the first black female Supreme Court justice
President* Joe Biden promised that he would pick a black female to replace Justice Stephen Breyer on the country's highest...
Biden vows to make SCOTUS more diverse by picking first human turd to replace Justice Breyer
WASHINGTON, DC—Following the announcement that Supreme Court Justice Stephen Breyer is stepping down, President* Joe Biden promised to make the...
BREAKING: Supreme Court rules the Constitution doesn’t apply to nurses
US—The US Supreme Court had ruled that the Constitution doesn't apply to healthcare workers and that nurses and physicians can...
Justice Sotomayor ‘pretty sure’ Omicron has killed every American already
WASHINGTON, DC—Arguable the most intelligent Supreme Court Justice if not most intelligent person in the world, Sonia Sotomayor was disappointed...
BREAKING: Prosecutor Binger crowned Miss Trial 2021
KENOSHA, WI—Prosecutor Thomas Binger was crowned Miss Trial of 2021 and will be given the rest of his career off...
Nadler: ‘We need to add 5,000 seats to SCOTUS to preserve our norms of completely disregarding the Constitution’
WASHINGTON, DC—Rep. Jerry Nadler (D-NY), Chairman of the House Judiciary Committee, announced today at a press conference that Democrats introduced...
Supreme Court Justice Roberts plugs ears, yells ‘I can’t hear you’ in response to election fraud cases
WASHINGTON, DC—The highest court in the United States has rejected the last legal contest to the widespread election fraud in...
Biden to add 87 Supreme Court justices in memory of Ruth Bader Ginsburg
WASHINGTON, DC—President Joe Biden announced today within his first 100 days, he’ll be adding 87 new justices to the Supreme...
