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Shaun King launches BLM inspired flaming pillow company

Richie Richards February 15, 2021 0

The political pillow fight just became even bigger and even more mostly peaceful.Black Lives Matter activist Shaun King announced he...

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Leftist mob attacks Black Lives Matter chapter for actually helping black people

The Lonely Rogue July 13, 2020 0

COMPTON, CA—A Black Lives Matter protest took place today but this one was much different than any of the previous...

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Shaun King demands removal of any image of Jesus that looks as white as he does

Googly McMooglyface June 23, 2020 0

NEW YORK—Black Lives Matter activist and part-time freelance clown, Shaun King, has called for the removal of all statues and...

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