Local Bernie fan complains about having 23 options for Thanksgiving dessert
A local Bernie Sanders fan is planning on yelling about the evils and inadequacies of capitalism—especially having so many dessert...
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BREAKING: Bernie Sanders arrested for trying to take 90% of children’s candy while trick-or-treating
Democratic socialist presidential hopeful Bernie Sanders was arrested last night during the annual Burlington Vermont Halloween Spooktacular. Witness say that...
AOC: ‘Rich white men are the problem; that’s why I want you to vote for a rich white man for president’
No one in Congress is more woker than Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, so when she claimed that the best way to strike...
#BelieveSurvivors protestors disbelieve man who survived socialism
A young Russian man was ousted from the bi-weekly Women’s March in Washington D.C. yesterday while displaying a sign with...
BREAKING: Trump changes Labor Day to ‘Capitalism Day’ because without capital, labor is just slavery
In a bold unilateral decision, President Trump changed the Labor Day holiday to be known as Capital Day or Capitalism...
Millions of UK socialists dying in the streets from withdrawals during Parliament shutdown
British Prime Minister Boris Johnson has asked Queen Elizabeth II to shut down Parliament in what is called a prorogue...
Bernie Sanders immediately makes Cardi B economic advisor after seeing her roll around in money
Democratic socialist presidential hopeful Bernie Sanders has made a bold staffing decision after been hounded by logical thinkers for advocating...
All 20 Candidates arrive at Democratic debate in one stylish car
CNN is hosting the second set of Democratic presidential debates Tuesday and Wednesday, taking place in Detroit. 20 Democrats will take...
Local woman bravely blames Trump’s racism for getting laid off after winning $15 hour minimum wage
Nadia Ziegler chose a stunning and brave degree at her $28,000-a-year college: Women's Studies, which put her into debt upwards...
BREAKING: Bernie 2020 campaign viciously attacked by law of economics
The Bernie Sanders 2020 presidential campaign was viciously attacked yesterday by a masked assailant that appeared to be a law...
