BREAKING: Local man nominated for Nobel Prize after constantly complaining about the heat
Local resident Sam Bilkie has been nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize after consistent complaining about the heat this summer....
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Facebook’s sanctions now include labeling platform offenders with scarlet “A”
In an attempt to ‘moderate the hate’ on their platform, Facebook has rolled out a novel punishment for repeat offenders....
Nike to make only satin jerseys because cotton reminds Kaepernick of slavery
BEAVERTON, OR—Nike is making waves once again this month in effort to appease their sponsored celebrity/unemployed backup quarterback, Colin Kaepernick....
Woke Sysco employees protest sale of food to border detention camp
Super-woke employees at Sysco's Boston headquarters left their offices Wednesday afternoon to protest the company's sale of more than $200,000...
Woke: ‘Hate speech is not possible without free speech so any defence of free speech is hate speech’
The wokest of the woke, Titania McGrath has made perhaps the most woke proclamation ever in her campaign against hate...
Harry and Meghan will be raising baby as a species-fluid Martian
Uber-woke Duchess of Sussex Meghan Markle reportedly told friends that she wants to take a “fluid approach to species” when...
Most woke Oscars ever includes first living turd Oscar-winner
Hollywood, CA-- It was an historic evening as the Motion Picture Academy dished out more Oscars to minorities than ever...
White supremacists applaud New York abortion law that will kill more minorities than ever
The New York Legislature has passed an ultra-progressive bill that Governor Andrew Cuomo has signed, making abortion legal up to...
