The Institute of Unfinished Research has determined that 6 out of 10 people

MOUNTAIN VIEW, CA–A new study published by the Institute of Unfinished Research has determined that 6 out of 10 people.

Dr. Obi Wan of the Institute said that this was a dramatic finding.

“We really never thought that we would come to this conclusion, but there it is,” Wan said.

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