LeBron James releases new cereal for China protests called “Bootlicker-O’s”
Well this is stunning and brave. LeBron James, the best basketball player in the known universe, released a commemorative cereal...
Year: 2019
Twitter hasn’t suspended Trump’s account because Jack Dorsey is Satan incarnate
Democratic presidential candidate Sen. Kamala Harris has called on Twitter to suspend its most high-profile user: President Donald Trump. Harris said that Trump...
Andrew Yang horrifies Dem debate with white supremacist ‘math’ pin
The October Democratic debate would have been nothing to write home about with the usual calls for breaking up corporate...
Migrants protest ‘racist’ Indigenous Peoples’ Day in Europe
Migrants across Europe protested Indigenous Peoples' Day set to coincide with the celebration in the United States. According to authorities,...
BREAKING: ABC releases new footage of Turks bombing Kurds in Syria
Following a horrific video of Turkish forces bombing helpless innocent Kurdish rebels in Northern Syria, sophisticated news outlet ABC have...
Activists protesting Columbus’s invasion of North America demand open borders in US
Activists across America are protesting the invasion of the continent by the invader Christopher Columbus by demanding that the United...
Pelosi: ‘We need to impeach Trump to find out what he did’
House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, who for months resisted efforts to launch impeachment proceedings against President Donald Trump, announced a formal inquiry...
California releases new state flag
In an effort to reflect the diversity of energy production in the state, California has released a new state flag....
Sheikh O’Rourke vows to impose jizya tax on gay marriage opponents
During a town hall hosted by CNN, the venerable sheikh Beto O’Rourke explained his plan for bringing critics of the...
Breaking: Justin Trudeau to play lead role in Brokeback Mountain reboot
Justin Trudeau is said to have signed on to play the lead in the Brokeback Mountain reboot. A story about...
