Adam Schiff nominated for Oscar for Best Original Screenplay in a Fictional Impeachment
Genesius Times Entertaintent reporters have just learned that Adam Schiff, despite considerable competition in this category, has been nominated for...
Month: January 2020
AOC ensures migrants receive fresh water and nutritious bat soup upon entering US
Disgusted by the conditions of undocumented migrants entering the country, US Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) is working to ensure travelers...
Roberts won’t let Paul say the name of the whistleblower that no one knows the name of
During the impeachment trial, Chief Justice John Roberts prevented Senator Rand Paul from saying a name because it was the...
BREAKING: The Senate will call impeachment witness John Blasey Bolton
Democrats cheered as they secured enough votes to allow witness in the Senate impeachment trial of President Donald Trump. Their...
6 Troubling White Nationalist Symbols Hidden Within The New Space Force Logo
The Anti-Defamation League is sounding the alarm over secret Nazi imagery they have discovered hidden within President Trump’s new Space...
School admins worried about increase in mass literacy, overall decency among homeschool kids
WASHINGTON, DC—Officials from the American Federation of Teachers and the Common Core Initiative have released a troubling report that paints...
Warren wears her ancestral headdress while vowing to criminalize election ‘disinformation’
Wearing a Native American headdress, Democratic Sen. Elizabeth Warren promised Wednesday not to spread fake news online in a tweet...
Fans donate thousands to give Colin Kaepernick his own used helicopter
In a heartwarming tale of generosity following the tragic death of sports superstar Kobe Bryant, fans of have donated nearly...
Susan Collins, Mitt Romney, and Lisa Murkowski have declared themselves trans-partisan extraterrestrials
In a stunning revelation just leaked to Genesius Times undercover agents, Senators Lisa Murkowski, Mitt Romney, and Susan Collins have...
Village People file injunction against USMCA for copyright infringement
Today at Twelve Noon, President Trump signed the USMCA. Immediately after the signing, lawyers for the Village People filed an...
