FNC reporter asks Pelosi what finger she would use for Bernie’s rectal while assigning Superdelegates
We are all concerned about Bernie Sanders's health since he had a recent heart attack and is closing in on...
Month: February 2020
Moms Demand Action demands ‘Safe Space’ for Bloomberg in next Dem Debate
The Roundup-sprayed Grassroots Organization Moms Demand Action, which has anti-gun leftist chapters across the nation, is fighting to protect the...
BREAKING: Mayor Pete comes out as a straight black man just in time for South Carolina primary
The Iowa Caucus results are in. Mayor Pete won, maybe, but Genesius Times wanted to know his next move and...
Dozens throw themselves under Bernie Sanders Mardi Gras float to donate life insurance check to campaign
It's happening just like in India where worshipers throw themselves under the wheels of the Juggernaut cart in fits of...
BREAKING: Trump stops tweeting; CNN shuts down, Dems call it quits
The entire world is familiar with President Trump's Tweets. They are the daily fodder for virtually every media outlet. On...
BREAKING: Bernie Sanders listed Vladimir Putin as a ‘significant other’ on 1964 mortgage application
Rumors have been swirling recently about democratic socialist Bernie Sanders's connection with Russia. Now our crack team of investigative journalists...
Washington Post set to endorse Bloomberg once his $10 million check clears
The Washington Post, whose slogan is Democracy Dies in Darkness, is set to officially endorse Democratic presidential candidate Michael Bloomberg...
Electric chair routinely used on staff discovered in Amy Klobuchar’s senate office
It's a rather poorly kept secret that Senator Amy Klobuchar has been downright abusive to her staff for years. Her...
Don Jr. moving up in Democratic primary polls
We all know by now that the Democrats have an enthusiasm gap that widens daily. Presidential candidates drop out two...
Governor Andrew Cuomo rolls out ‘Death Tax’ on all living persons in New York
With so many new taxes being proposed by New York it's difficult to choose the best and brightest ideas. The...
