Nation’s liberals horrified by low COVID deaths as states reopen
America's progressives were horrified by the fact that states that have lifted COVID-19 lockdown restrictions haven't seen more deaths from...
Month: May 2020
Obama calls on black community to apologize for racist remarks made by Joe Biden
Former President Barack Obama has called on the black community to apologize for racist remarks recently made by presidential candidate...
Democrats maintain the best way to guarantee herd immunity is a Civil War
The world awaits the Rapture, or as we now refer to it, 'THE VACCINE'. That single shot which will turn...
Biden giving ‘Certified Black’ cards for every campaign donation
Do you want to be black? Have you always thought you were black but you just weren't sure? Well, doubt...
Antifa releases new book: ‘Acceptable Fascism’ amid COVID-19 lockdowns
PORTLAND, OR — Antifa of America have released a new book entitled "Acceptable Fascism" amid increasing government restrictions based on...
STUDY: Satire is 100% more effective than ventilators, in 12% of cases
The CDC has just released their newest treatment guidelines. Though they admit they have been wrong at every turn, everything...
Ocasio-Cortez ‘pretty sure’ coronavirus can be spread through cow farts
Emboldened by CNN's selection of Greta Thunberg to the expert panel on coronavirus, US Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) has issued...
Medical experts warn of serious risk of them having no idea what they’re talking about
Top US medical experts have issued a warning of serious risks of them having absolutely no idea what they're talking...
New Cheetos face mask lets wearer stay healthy while munching on a fried cheezy snack all day
PLANO, TX — Chester Cheetah has introduced a new COVID-inspired face mask, resembling a cheetah muzzle, designed to help the...
California’s White Witch launches the 100-year quarantine
Los Angeles County Public Health Director Dr. Barbara Ferrer started her daily COVID news conference on Wednesday by apologizing for not being...
