2024 GOP presidential candidate already identified as a racist, homophobic monster
WASHINGTON, D.C.- With only four years to go until the 2024 Presidential election, Democratic officials are already campaigning against the...
Month: October 2020
BREAKING: Lil Wayne reveals that ‘he ain’t black’
MIAMI—Lil Wayne is feeling the heat after he became the latest prominent rapper to announce that "he ain't black." Before...
Girl Scouts release ‘Clump of Ingredients’ cookies to make up for Barrett tweet
NEW YORK—Girl Scouts of America kicked up a firestorm of criticism by publishing a tweet congratulating the fifth female Supreme...
BREAKING: Biden unilaterally mobilizes dreaded Trunalimunumaprzure
DALLAS, PA--Presidential nominee Joe Biden's attempt to motivate the crowd at the Luzerne County's political rally went abruptly off the...
Biden campaign beats Trump; is in 3 states at once
SHEBOYGAN, WI—As the Trump campaign visits multiple states a day in the last days of the election, Democratic presidential nominee...
Ukraine treasury honors Joe Biden with a “zero cents” coin
KIEV—Ukraine has honored the US Democratic presidential nominee with an official Joe Biden coin in support of the candidate through...
Coconut-picking monkeys riot COSTCO after PETA forces thousands of job losses
BANGKOK--Monkeys in major Thai cities turned to rioting after PETA pressure on retailers forces thousands into joblessness and poverty. A...
Biden rallies break out across Philadelphia following police shooting
Philadelphia city officials have issued a curfew for Wednesday night, after two days of Joe Biden rallies left dozens of...
Hunter Biden secures election night sponsors for his dad
WILMINGTON, DE—Hunter Biden has secured several election night sponsors for his dad, Democratic presidential nominee Joe Biden. “I knew Hunter...
Liberal projectile tears found to be the source of water on the moon
For hundreds of years, researchers and explorers have failed to find evidence of water on the Moon. But just recently...
