BREAKING: California mandates conversion therapy for white people
SACRAMENTO—Governor Gavin Newsom has announced a new mandated program of conversion therapy for people stricken with whiteness. "Californians have woken...
Year: 2020
MLB replaces racist white baseballs with orange Trump bobble head balls
Just in time for the start of the upcoming abbreviated Major League Baseball season Commissioner Rob Manfred has made the...
‘Defund’ movement stalls after losing funding
The "defund" movement has stalled after losing funding. However there is still some grassroots efforts underway to defund things. Here's...
Planned Parenthood will only abort black babies from now on to support Black Lives Matter
In solidarity with the social justice movement Black Lives Matter, Planned Parenthood Corporation will only abort black babies going forward....
NASCAR gives Bubba Wallace first ever win in reparations for slavery
CHARLOTTE—National Association for Stock Car Auto Racing (NASCAR) has given the mulatto driver Darrell Wallace Jr. aka (Bubba Wallace) his...
Tear-gassed protesters discover face masks don’t work
PORTLAND—Thousands of tear-gassed protesters from across the country are discovering that their face masks don't work when they get a...
Nike makes sweatshop workers work overtime to stitch ‘Equality’ on NBA jerseys
BEAVERTON, OR—Nike has agreed to force its thousands of sweatshop workers to work overtime for free in order to stitch...
Joe Biden agrees to three televised debates with Barron Trump
Presumptive Democratic presidential nominee Joe Biden has agreed to three televised debates with Barron Trump, President Trump's youngest son. Biden...
Disney renames Main St USA George Floyd Blvd; declares it Antifa autonomous zone
ALTA VISTA, FL—Disney has renamed Main Street USA George Floyd Boulevard and declared the surrounding area a communist autonomous zone...
Black Lives Matter statue replaces torn down abolitionist monument in Minneapolis
MINNEAPOLIS—An iron statue depicting a Black Lives Matter protestor has been erected in place of an abolitionist monument that was...
