Joe Biden confuses July 4th with Ghislaine Maxwell funeral
The presumptive Democrat nominee for President Joe Biden escaped from his basement again and managed to hold a rally with...
Year: 2020
Dozens shocked by the upcoming suicide of Ghislaine Maxwell
Dozens of people scattered throughout the world were shocked to hear of the upcoming suicide of Jeffrey Epstein madame Ghislaine...
CHAZ/CHOP protesters back to occupying their parents’ basements again
SEATTLE—After Seattle Mayor Jenny Durkan ruthlessly took back the perfect communist utopia of Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone (CHAZ, also known...
Seattle bullies knock down little kids’ fort, take all their soy milk
SEATTLE—Several little kids went home crying to their mommies after some neighborhood bullies knocked down their little fort in the...
Local homeless man hasn’t picked up his white privilege check in months
AUSTIN, TX—Local homeless man Bobby Duphrane has not picked up his white privilege check in months. As a result, he...
Celebrities show support for ‘Defund the Police’ by adding dozens more security guards
We all recognize Hollywood represents the best humanity has to offer. We know that because they tell us every day....
Mayor Lightfoot assures us all 300 killed this year in Chicago will be able to vote by mail in November
Another 125 people were shot in Chicago over the weekend with 18 more dying. Mayor Lori Lightfoot says that people...
BREAKING: Newsom mandates full face masks for California women amid COVID spike
SACRAMENTO—Gov. Gavin Newsom ordered all California women to wear a new complete face covering while in public or high-risk settings,...
Princeton replaces racist Woodrow Wilson with Wilson the Volleyball
Revisionist history seems to have caught on recently. Even good old Woodrow Wilson has been caught in the downdraft. Of...
VIDEO: Kid viciously helps elderly lady up the stairs despite the clear risk of being a good person
VIEWER DISCRETION ADVISED! Watch as this brutal young kid viciously helps an elderly lady up the stairs to her house...
