Don Jr. moving up in Democratic primary polls
We all know by now that the Democrats have an enthusiasm gap that widens daily. Presidential candidates drop out two...
Year: 2020
Governor Andrew Cuomo rolls out ‘Death Tax’ on all living persons in New York
With so many new taxes being proposed by New York it's difficult to choose the best and brightest ideas. The...
Satan opens 10th circle of Hell where all you do is install car seats in minivans all day
In an ongoing effort to increase the misery of millions of damned souls, Satan has announced a brand new, more...
America’s Grandma brings cookies to Democratic debate
Heading into the crucial Nevada caucus on Saturday, candidates for the Democrat Presidential nomination exchanged pleasantries and compliments during a...
AOC: ‘These poor animals can’t fly because heartless people keep eating their wings’
Freshman congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) is launching a new campaign to save the buffalo from having their wings harvested for...
Medicare for All would save $450 billion by replacing most drugs with magical unicorn poop
Democratic socialist presidential candidate Bernie Sanders unveiled his latest plan to save Americans billions of dollars through his Medicare for...
BREAKING: President Trump pardons notorious war criminal Barack Obama
It's almost spring. Almost. A wonderful season to be alive. Blooming flowers, birds chirping again as they fly North, love...
America’s Mother-in-Law brings arsenic-laced cookies to Democratic debate
Heading into the crucial Nevada caucus on Saturday, candidates for the Democrat Presidential nomination exchanged pleasantries and compliments during a...
Rosario Dawson installs revolving door on closet she just came out of
Look, we all know people change their minds all the time about lots of things. People evolve. Tastes change. People...
Bernie Sanders selects Bernie Madoff as running mate, citing experience in Ponzi schemes
Democratic socialist senator and presidential candidate Bernie Sanders has selected his running mate: convicted white collar criminal Bernie Madoff, citing...
