Year: 2021

CNN rehires Jeffrey Toobin as Chief OnlyFans Correspondent

Richie Richards June 11, 2021 0

In a touching story of redemption, Jeffrey Toobin returned to CNN following his embarrassing departure when the former Chief Legal...

BREAKING: Biden declares Branch Covidians official state religion; will persecute non-believers

Exavier Saskagoochie June 10, 2021 0

WASHINGTON, DC—President* Joe Biden, in conjunction with the future President* Kamala Harris, has declared that Fauciism is the new state...

Fauci declares ‘I am science’ as he launches new COVID Inquisition Panel

Bubbaken Managua June 10, 2021 0

WASHINGTON, DC—Grand Science Wizard Saint Anthony Fauci has declared what everyone in the mainstream media has known for a while:...

Local cop calls LeBron James to tell him what he should’ve done better in playoff loss

Exavier Saskagoochie June 9, 2021 0

SAN BERNADINO, CA—A local police officer Bernie Jambles spoke to NBA star LeBron James earlier to tell him exactly what...

BREAKING: Guatamala deports Kamala Harris

Exavier Saskagoochie June 9, 2021 0

GUATAMALA CITY—Immigration authorities in Guatamala have deported an annoying American named Kamala Harris. She will be extradited to Mexico, where...

AOC reveals the trauma of being attacked by right-wing donations to her grandmother

Exavier Saskagoochie June 8, 2021 0

WASHINGTON, DC—The relentless attacks on Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) continue. President* Biden awarded AOC the Purple Heart for her role...

YouTube bans YouTube for showing videos of Dr. Fauci contradicting Dr. Fauci

Exavier Saskagoochie June 8, 2021 0

MOUNTAIN VIEW, CA—Google's media giant YouTube has been banned indefinitely from its own video streaming service for violating its community...

Kamala Harris flies 10-truck caravan to Guatamala to lecture them on climate change

Exavier Saskagoochie June 8, 2021 0

GUATAMALA CITY—Vice President* Kamala Harris flew a 10-Suburban caravan to Guatamala in order to lecture them on climate change. "It...

Facebook fact-checkers have investigated themselves and found they did nothing wrong

Exavier Saskagoochie June 7, 2021 0

MOUNTAIN VIEW, CA—Officials at the various Facebook fact-checking services have investigated themselves over several allegations that they promoted misinformation during...