BREAKING: Russians massacre innocent Ukrainian family in cold blood
KYIV—Russians have brutally massacred an innocent Ukrainian family for no reason as shown in a surveillance video. US President* Biden...
Month: August 2022
Branch Covidians hold candlelight vigil after learning Fauci will be stepping down
US—Adherents to the fastest growing religion in the country, the Branch Covidian cult, held candlelight vigils across the country after...
Amid skyrocketing inflation, Hunter Biden forced to pay 18% to ‘The Big Guy’
WASHINGTON, DC—No one is exempt from the skyrocketing inflation, including President* Joe Biden's son Hunter, who is now forced to...
BREAKING: Liz Cheney vows to keep fighting for the Uniparty following blowout loss
CHEYENNE, WY—US Representative. Liz Cheney (R-WY) vowed to keep fighting for the Uniparty in an exclusive interview with Genesius Times...
Biden: ‘FBI has enough evidence to indict Trump on charges of misdemeanor malarkey’
WASHINGTON, DC—President* Joe Biden says that the FBI now has enough evidence to indict Trump on charges of misdemeanor malarkey....
BRAVE: Michelle Obama inspired a movement with the first Drag Queen Story Time
I don't care who you are but Michelle Obama inspired a movement in the first Drag Queen Story time narrator....
Local Leftist swaps ‘Defund the Police’ bumper sticker for ‘Support Your Local FBI’ sticker
US—A local leftist, Wankie McLittlejon, has finally switched his ‘Defund the Police’ bumper sticker to one that says ‘Support Your...
AOC reports she’s in stable condition after the assassination attempt on Salman Rushdie’s life
WASHINGTON, DC—US Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez has reported that she is in stable condition today after the assassination attempt on author...
BREAKING: Pope Francis bans all ‘assault rosaries’ from Catholic homes, churches
THE VATICAN—Following the Atlantic's article identifying the rosary as an "extremist" assault weapon, the Holy Father has moved to ban...
Tulsi Gabbard Venmos Nanci Pelosi $600.01 forcing the IRS to audit Pelosi’s finances
US—Former Representative Tulsi Gabbard has sent $600.01 through Venmo to Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi, which will force the...
