BREAKING: Queen Elizabeth II has information that will lead to Hillary Clinton’s arrest
LONDON—Queen Elizabeth II — the longest-reigning monarch in British history — has information that will lead to the arrest and...
Month: September 2022
City of Memphis erects statue of Ezekiel Kelly who went on mostly peaceful shooting spree this week
MEMPHIS—About 200 community members gathered to celebrate the unveiling of a statue of Ezekiel Kelly, the austere repeat offender suspected...
JUST IN: Biden unveils his own presidential portrait at the White House
WASHINGTON, DC—President* Joe Biden Wednesday unveiled his official presidential portrait in an event punctuated by history and politics. Many claimed...
BREAKING: Official portrait shows former First Lady Michelle Obama with huge erection
This is just not in good taste. And fact check: they totally exaggerated the size of her penis. We've seen...
PA Senate candidate Fetterman hires Joe Biden to interpret his incoherent ramblings
HARRISBURG, PA—If there's anyone that understands incoherent ramblings, it's the president* of the United States, Joe Biden. That's what the...
Newsom unveils bold plan for free 100% renewable energy for California
SACRAMENTO—Governor Gavin Newsom is sick and tired of waiting for the federal government to lead the way in fighting climate...
AOC: ‘I don’t need coal-burning power plants. I get all my electricity from the wall’
People are so stupid. I don't know who needs to hear this, but burning coal is so 2021. We really...
Barron Trump to take up crack cocaine and sex trafficking so the FBI will leave him alone
MAR-A-LAGO, FL—Barron Trump, son of the former President Trump is considering getting into crack cocaine and sex trafficking so that...
Biden to appoint Jussie Smollett as head of newly revamped U.S. Ministry or Truth
WASHINGTON, DC—President* Joe Biden has appointed world-renowned actor Jussie Smollett who was recently convicted of staging a hate crime against...
Believe All Women changes its name to ‘Believe All Women *Except Ashley Biden’
US—The international activist group Believe All Women has officially changed its name to "Believe All Women *Except Ashley Biden" according...
