POLL: Who is a bigger threat to America: Vladimir Putin or Joe Biden?
Russian President Vladimir Putin is threatening to invade Ukraine again, but we may have a bigger threat to America in...
Year: 2022
Amazon combats ‘face-ism’ by casting butt-ugly elves for ‘Rings of Power’ series
HOLLYWOOD—To combat rampant bigotry including the insidious "face-ism" in Hollywood, Amazon is casting butt-ugly actors to play roles played traditionally...
GT retracts ‘Fascist Trudeau’ article for not being fake enough
After careful deliberation and a good deal of soul-searching, I have decided to write this letter to the Editorial Board...
BREAKING: Trudeau retaliates for Russia’s invasion of Ukraine by declaring war on Canada
OTTAWA—Following the aggressive move by Russia to move troops into two breakaway regions of eastern Ukraine, Canadian Prime Minister Justin...
Freedom Fries renamed White Supremacy Fries
CANADA--Restaurants across the country are updating their menus to identify their freedom fries by the more modern progressive term, white...
Putin says it’s too late to invade because his favorite show ‘1883’ is starting in 15 minutes
MOSCOW—President Putin’s motorcade pushed through rush hour traffic as he hurried home to catch the season finale of his favorite...
Modern Führer magazine gives Trudeau 4 Fuhrers
NEW YORK—Modern Führer Magazine’s March issue focuses on emerging Führer, Canada’s, Justin Trudeau. The son of late dictator, Pierre Trudeau...
Trudeau to move frozen assets from trucker protesters to Ghislaine Maxwell defense fund
OTTAWA—Prime Minister Justin Trudeau is moving the funds from frozen bank accounts of the Truckers for Freedom bank accounts to...
BREAKING: Justin Trudeau invades Poland
OTTAWA—Prime Minister Justin Trudeau has instructed the Canadian Royal Mounted Police to invade Poland, breaking several peacetime treaties. At 4:45...
Leftist group Abolish Police renamed ‘Abolish Police Except to Trample Peaceful Truckers’
NORTH AMERICA—The International Leftist group Abolish Police has officially changed its name to "Abolish the Police Except to Trample Peaceful...
