Pope Francis now requiring ‘booster baptisms’ for Catholics to be considered fully baptized
VATICAN—Pope Francis has proclaimed that all Catholics worldwide will now need a booster baptism to be considered fully baptized. "We...
Year: 2022
Local man claims he knows who Trump’s vice president was
CHEESECURD, WI—Some people say it was a guy named Cheney... others swear Trump never had one, however longtime Madison, Wisconsin...
Fauci ‘feeling fine’ after latest booster
WASHINGTON, DC—America's Doctor, Dr. Anthony Fauci, says he's "feeling fine" following the latest COVID booster shot, which involves dozens of...
Judge approves ‘booster shot’ for Ghislaine Maxwell
NEW YORK—Healthcare is very important, especially for prison inmates with a lot of information on important people. That's why a...
VIDEO: How liberal mayors run their cities
You will love this MasterClass in running cities. If you don't, you're probably a racist. The mayors of the nation's...
BREAKING: Liz Cheney says Trump hid all the donuts from her on January 6th
WASHINGTON, DC—The House committee investigating the War of January 6th has "interviewed more than 300 witnesses, collected tens of thousands...
AOC launches dating app for Republicans who can’t date her
US—Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) launched a firestorm after pictures were released showing her maskless in Miami as New York endured...
Saudis open new Hajj park in Switzerland around the Matterhorn
MATTERHORN, SWITZERLAND—How much more enjoyable will the Hadj be with hot cocoa? This once-in-a-lifetime pilgrimage, a mandatory religious duty for...
Amazon to become a church to avoid paying taxes forever
SEATTLE—In a genius move, Amazon founder Jeff Bezos announced today that Amazon, the world’s largest online retailer will become a...
Biden awards velvet ropes the Medal of Freedom for saving democracy during Jan 6 insurrection
WASHINGTON DC- Following its brave defense of freedom during history's darkest moment, the January 6 insurrection, Resident Joe Biden awarded...
