New cookbook reveals favorite recipes of the FBI
US—A new cookbook reveals all the favorite recipes of the FBI including ████████ and █████ ███! "We thought, we're not...
Jeremy Spoken
None of the snowflakes in an avalanche feels responsible.
Brittney Griner celebrates 140 days being drug-free
MOSCOW—WNBA superstar Brittney Griner celebrated 140 days being drug free today while serving a 9-year-sentence for possessing marijuana in Russia....
FBI: Trump was hiding Area 51 space aliens at Mar-a-Lago
MAR-A-LAGO, FL—Genesius Times has just received credible information that the wild speculation that the Mar-a-largo Raid was the result of...
BREAKING: Liz Cheney being airlifted from Wyoming to DC following primary election
CHEYENNE, WY—Republican Liz Cheney was seen being airlifted out of her Wyoming habitat after residents in the state overwhelmingly voted...
BREAKING: Supporting law enforcement is okay again
(CNN)—Millions of "Defund the Police" activists are cheering the FBI raid on former president Trump's Mar-a-Lago estate and criticizing the...
Mastering Your Finances With Better Money Management
If even thinking about money management gives you a headache, you’re far from alone. Many people get stressed out thinking...
BREAKING: FBI releases evidence that Trump sold nuclear codes
WASHINGTON, DC--The FBI has released some of the evidence that former President Donald Trump sold nuclear codes to Vladimir Putin...
BREAKING: FBI raids several pedophile clients of sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein
US—The FBI has raided all of the pedophile clients of sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein in dozens of early morning investigations,...
AOC identifies as being handcuffed in pro-abortion insurrection
WASHINGTON, DC--Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) has identified as being handcuffed during pro-abortion insurrection at the US Supreme Court. As the Daily...
BREAKING: Roe v Wade reinstated as Democrats find 150,000 Supreme Court votes at 2am
WASHINGTON, DC—In a shocking turn of events, the Supreme Court has reversed its earlier decision to overturn Roe versus Wade...
