Local abortionist laughs at recent mass shooter’s ‘rookie numbers’
Stanley Alberts, the #1 abortionist at the Columbus, Ohio Women’s Clinic has some advice for the most recent mass shooters....
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British troops triggered by ‘Come and Take it’ flag, condemn it as hate speech
The British are coming... to say they were triggered by the guerilla revolutionaries of the American Founding. It all started...
Nation’s 1st graders explain to Democratic Hopefuls you cant take other people’s stuff
First it was old man Bernie shouting about taking from the one percent and redistributing it among America’s English majors....
Notorious Warmonger John Bolton returns to simpler life as the Mad Hatter
Some say it was John Bolton’s previous life as the infamous character, the Mad Hatter, from Alice in Wonderland that...
Breaking: McDonald’s throws hat into ‘chicken wars’
Some are inclined to say Chick-Fil-A, while others bear the brand of Popeye's. I say what is the purpose of...
Breaking: Prominent white-supremacist calls transgenderism stupid
Candace, Candace, Candace, the sweetheart Nazi Barbie doll of the alt right thinks it’s stupid for children to choose their...
Bernie: “Sacrificing poor people to Moloch is our only hope against climate change”
A long time ago, in the land of fairies and magic, human beings collectively believed they could appease their angry...
Beto vows to personally go door to door and confiscate every AR-15
Hahaha. Sike! No politician is dumb enough to do something as dangerous as that. Even one stupid enough to think...
AOC decries burrito vending machine as latest example of capitalism’s exploitation of marginalized peoples
“How can they do this?” Occasio-Cortez asked her campaign assistant. “These filthy capitalists just appropriate Texican culture and put it...
Opinion: How can I impose my values on you if you are armed to the teeth?
Dear readers, you know the story. Some benevolent utopian seeks to impose his value via force onto his citizens. The...
