Advice to Biden’s door-to-door Branch Covidian volunteers
John Crist offers some sage advice to those Biden door-to-door Branch Covidian vax volunteers. Good luck! https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=1285254628556237
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CNN replaces all anchors with Baghdad Bob
ATLANTA—Legacy media titan CNN has hired austere press relations master Baghdad Bob to replace all anchors including Erin Burnett, Chris Cuomo, and...
Maricopa County admits they used Common Core math to tally fraudulent election
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Democrats launch investigation into why so many people want free and fair elections
WASHINGTON, DC—Congressional Democrats in House Oversight Committee have launched an investigation into why there's so much interest from American voters...
Prosecutors charge white lightning with hate crime after it destroyed George Floyd mural
TOLEDO, OH—Prosecutors have charged the natural phenomenon of lightning with a hate crime after it struck and destroyed a George...
Joe Biden in ‘The Jerk’
Move over Steve Martin! This is a role Joe Biden was born for!
Gov Newsom sues to get swastika removed from his name on recall ballot
SACRAMENTO, CA—Governor Gavin Newsom is suing the state’s top elections official in an attempt to get the swastika removed from...
AOC furious Cuba is using ‘gas-powered tanks’ to run over its citizens instead of hybrids
HAVANA, CUBA—The streets of the capital have turned into chaos after the Cuban government has struck back against pro-freedom protests...
FBI agents keep getting targeted ads asking if they are promoting extremism
WASHINGTON, DC—In a law enforcement mystery, Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) agents have been getting several targeted ads paid for...
BREAKING: Thousands of Cubans protest against their great literacy program and free healthcare
HAVANA, CUBA—Thousands of Cubans took to the streets on Sunday in a number of cities to protest against their high...
