Exavier Saskagoochie

Exavier is an excellent writer—tremendous. He's really very, very talented. And his hair is really great too. He should have a couple Pulitzers under his belt by now if there was any justice. If he brightened your day at all please consider tipping a coffee or a leg of mutton through this link!

LeBron changes last name to ‘Slavery’ to get back at Enes Kanter Freedom

Exavier Saskagoochie December 1, 2021

LOS ANGELES—The growing feud between NBA players Enes Kanter and LeBron James just got more intense as Kanter became an...

Chris Cuomo sues CNN for wrongfully terminating him for being a cuomosexual

Exavier Saskagoochie December 1, 2021

ATLANTA—Former CNN anchor Chris Cuomo is suing the media company, saying they wrongfully terminated him for being a "cuomosexual". "Did...

Rep who calls all Americans terrorists is offended at being called a terrorist

Exavier Saskagoochie November 30, 2021

WASHINGTON, DC—US Representative Ilhan Omar (D-MN) who regularly calls all Americans terrorists was recently offended when Rep Lauren Boebert made...

BREAKING: US proposes new lockdown to stop the Omicron variant

Exavier Saskagoochie November 29, 2021

US—Citizens across the US proposed new lockdown measures in the face of the scary-sounding Omicron coronavirus variant. "It's pretty clear...

BREAKING: Travel bans aren’t racist anymore

Exavier Saskagoochie November 27, 2021

WASHINGTON, DC—Officials have declared that it is no longer racist to restrict travel from Africa after President* Joe Biden restricted...

FBI drops terrorism case on Waukesha killer after learning he never protested a school board

Exavier Saskagoochie November 23, 2021

WASHINGTON, DC—The Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) has dropped its domestic terrorism case against the Waukesha Christmas parade killer after...