Exavier Saskagoochie

Exavier is an excellent writer—tremendous. He's really very, very talented. And his hair is really great too. He should have a couple Pulitzers under his belt by now if there was any justice. If he brightened your day at all please consider tipping a coffee or a leg of mutton through this link!

FACT CHECK: It’s perfectly normal to not blink for several minutes straight

Exavier Saskagoochie July 28, 2022 0

(CNN) WASHINGTON, DC—Several conspiracy theories have emerged following a social media post by President Joe Biden in which he doesn't...

BREAKING: January 6 Committee finds Steve Bannon guilty of being innocent

Exavier Saskagoochie July 22, 2022 0

WASHINGTON, DC--A jury on Friday found former Donald Trump adviser Steve Bannon guilty on two counts of being innocent. Bannon's...

BREAKING: Biden tests negative for IQ, experiencing mild symptoms

Exavier Saskagoochie July 21, 2022 0

WASHINGTON, DC--President* Joe Biden said Thursday that he's tested negative for IQ but will continue to work while in isolation...

AOC’s husband miffed that she just wants to date Alex Stein

Exavier Saskagoochie July 15, 2022 0

WASHINGTON, DC—Following a harrowing experience on the Capitol steps in which she was nearly murdered, US Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez has...

World’s biggest philanthropist Bill Gates to donate most his wealth to himself

Exavier Saskagoochie July 14, 2022 0

SEATTLE—Billionaire Bill Gates said in a Wednesday Twitter thread that he plans to get off the "rich list" by donating...

FBI to charge those who read about Hunter Biden’s Laptop with distributing child porn

Exavier Saskagoochie July 14, 2022 0

WASHINGTON, DC—The Federal Bureau of Investigation has charged millions of people with distributing child pornography for reading about the contents...