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US Treasury introduces design for new $1 bill
WASHINGTON, DC—President* Joe Biden has introduced a design for the new $1 bill. It will look exactly like a $20...
Liz Cheney is excited to commit career suicide on prime time television for Jan 6 hearing
WASHINGTON, DC—Jan. 6 committee Vice Chair Liz Cheney delivered an opening statement in the first of several public hearings to...
Democrats threaten to keep funding false flag shootings until Republicans pass gun confiscation
WASHINGTON, DC—The US House of Representatives, led by Democrats, has agreed to keep funding false flag shootings until the Senate...
Joe Biden assures son Hunter that any gun control laws he signs won’t apply to him
WASHINGTON, DC—President* Joe Biden has assured his son Hunter that any gun control measures he signs into law won't apply...
Matthew McConaughey shows clips of him being irresponsible with guns before demanding people be responsible with guns
WASHINGTON, DC—Matthew McConaughey made a special appearance behind the podium at the White House briefing room on Tuesday, June 7,...
BREAKING: Russia threatens to nuke East & West coast US; most Americans pretty okay with that
MOSCOW—A member of Russia's Parliament warned the U.S. that President Vladimir Putin could wipe out the East and West Coasts with...
BREAKING: Justin Trudeau’s security to use only NERF guns from now on
OTTAWA—In a bold move, Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau has prohibited guns for people protecting him and will instead will...
Biden: ‘How many false flag shootings do we have to have before you give up your rights?’
UVALDE, TEXAS—President* Joe Biden paid respects to the families of 19 students and two teachers slain during a mass shooting at...
