Samuel Jackson will be next debate moderator with the ‘I said 2 motherf**g minutes’ rule
NASHVILLE--Samuel Jackson has been named the moderator for the second and final presidential debate. He will be granted the authority...
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Facebook, Twitter fact-checkers halt vicious lies that Hunter Biden is related to Joe Biden
SILICON VALLEY—Fact-checkers for tech giants Facebook and Twitter have halted vicious lies about the pristine Joe Biden campaign, which seem...
Hillary: ‘Russian hackers helped Trump by installing a horrible Democratic nominee’
Former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton has stated that Russian hackers have helped Trump again in the 2020 election by...
BREAKING: Schiff has evidence that Trump sold influence to Ukraine through crack-addict son Hunter
WASHINGTON, DC—US Representative Adam Schiff (D-CA) and other democrats have announced that they have evidence that President Trump sold influence to the...
BREAKING: Trump sold influence to Ukraine through crack-addict son
WASHINGTON, DC—US Representative Adam Schiff (D-CA) and other democrats have announced that they have evidence that President Trump sold influence...
Women’s march attacks women who support a woman SCOTUS nominee ‘because women!’
WASHINGTON DC--The estrogen was oozing from every pore Saturday at the National Women's March, where many women marchers attacked women...
Newsom allows religious gatherings again as long as they’re mass suicides
SACRAMENTO—Governor Gavin Newsom has lifted the ban on religious gatherings in his state as long as the gathering is a mass...
Biden to mandate coverage for 3-year-olds who want to transition to T-Rex
WASHINGTON DC—Democratic presidential nominee Joe Biden took a brave and stunning stand again LGBTQ+ discrimination in his town hall Thursday....
Gov Newsom limits gatherings to 3 families if a midget is present and no laughing
SACRAMENTO—Governor Gavin Newsom has decreed a new set of social distancing guidelines from on high allowing the peasant classes to...
BREAKING: Biden admits ‘bad dude’ Corn Pop is actually his son Hunter
WILMINGTON, DE—Democratic presidential nominee Joe Biden has admitted that his old adversary Corn Pop, who he labelled "a bad dude"...
