Exavier Saskagoochie

Exavier is an excellent writer—tremendous. He's really very, very talented. And his hair is really great too. He should have a couple Pulitzers under his belt by now if there was any justice. If he brightened your day at all please consider tipping a coffee or a leg of mutton through this link!

Collector who wants to buy Hunter Biden’s piece of sh*t for $500k wants to remain anonymous

Exavier Saskagoochie July 9, 2021 1

LOS ANGELES, CA—Hunter Biden is preparing to sell several piles of his own feces at an upcoming art exhibition for as...

Biden bans ‘assault Legos’ after FBI finds Capitol set at Jan 6 rioter’s home

Exavier Saskagoochie July 8, 2021 0

WASHINGTON, DC—President* Biden on Thursday announced a ban on assault Legos after the FBI revealed they had seized a “fully...

Delta+ now streaming! Act now and get Lambda Variant at no extra cost!

Exavier Saskagoochie July 7, 2021 0

BURBANK, CA—The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) on Tuesday officially launched Delta+ variant of the COVID pandemic, its...

‘I have never but once prayed to God: O Lord, make my enemies ridiculous. And He granted it.’

Exavier Saskagoochie July 7, 2021 0

I have some great quotes but this one is probably the best! "I have never made but one prayer to...

White House unveils uniforms for new door-to-door vaccine informants

Exavier Saskagoochie July 6, 2021 0

WASHINGTON, DC--President* Joe Biden announced Tuesday that his administration would step up efforts to get Americans vaccinated against COVID-19 with a new...

BREAKING: Haitian President Jovenel Moïse to expose Clinton Foundation fraud tomorrow

Exavier Saskagoochie July 6, 2021 0

The Clintons fundraising activities have long been raising justified concerns. However, foreign investigations into the Clinton Foundation’s activities are moving...

72 Chicagoans shot by black white supremacists July 4th weekend

Exavier Saskagoochie July 5, 2021 0

US—As President* Joe Biden has made abundantly clear, white supremacy is the most lethal threat to America—more deadly than Antifa...

FBI warns millions of white supremacists to terrorize the country July 4 by having peaceful BBQ with friends

Exavier Saskagoochie July 3, 2021 0

WASHINGTON, DC—The Federal Bureau of Investigation has been overwhelmed with reports of extremist white supremacists planning to terrorize America on...