New CDC guidelines: coronavirus does not spread when you’re looting, burning your city to the ground
The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) have released new guidelines again concerning the spread of coronavirus. "There is...
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BREAKING: Protesting the government is okay again
ATLANTA — CNN has announced that protesting the government is okay again this week. The decision came after protests erupted...
BREAKING: Officials urge rioters to maintain social distancing as they burn the city down
MINNEAPOLIS — City officials urged that rioters maintain social distancing and wear face masks as they burn the city down...
Experts shocked no one is wearing masks after they said to wear masks after they said to not wear masks
Medical experts are shocked that no one is wearing masks after they said to wear masks after they said to...
Newsom reassures public that the church of the state is still open during lockdown
On Friday, President Trump deemed houses of worship “essential" while California and other states keep in-person services closed due to...
Antifa releases new book: ‘Acceptable Fascism’ amid COVID-19 lockdowns
PORTLAND, OR — Antifa of America have released a new book entitled "Acceptable Fascism" amid increasing government restrictions based on...
Ocasio-Cortez ‘pretty sure’ coronavirus can be spread through cow farts
Emboldened by CNN's selection of Greta Thunberg to the expert panel on coronavirus, US Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) has issued...
Medical experts warn of serious risk of them having no idea what they’re talking about
Top US medical experts have issued a warning of serious risks of them having absolutely no idea what they're talking...
California’s White Witch launches the 100-year quarantine
Los Angeles County Public Health Director Dr. Barbara Ferrer started her daily COVID news conference on Wednesday by apologizing for not being...
CDC reclassifies COVID-19 as a mental illness because it’s making everyone certifiably insane
The Center for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) have reclassified the COVID-19 disease and its counterpart SARS CoV-2 as a...
