The Dixie Chicks have changed their name to ‘The Dicks’
The Dixie Chicks are now known as The Dicks. The country trio changed its social media handles, and their official website...
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Experts confused why cities that haven’t had a Trump rally are seeing spikes in COVID cases
It has been established that people who attend Trump rallies are at severe risk of contracting the deadly COVID-19 disease...
Ozzy Osbourne hired to interpret Joe Biden’s speeches
As the 2020 presidential election draws near, Democratic strategists have been scrambling to find someone capable of interpreting their presumptive...
BREAKING: Bubba Wallace finds burnt cross in NASCAR garage stall
TALLADEGA--A burnt cross was found in the garage stall of a black NASCAR racer, Bubba Wallace, less than two weeks...
Chicago criminals promise to stop killing everyone if the city defunds the police
CHICAGO—Hardened criminals and ruthless killers across the Chicagoland area vowed to stop being bad if the police were defunded. 'Defund...
BREAKING: 160 people have died from COVID-19 after attending Trump rally next week
PHOENIX—160 people have died from COVID-19 after attending the Trump rally in Phoenix next week, sources have told CNN. "This...
Antifa replaces all racist statues with sculpture of Obama performing abortion on black woman
The Antifa mob has been busy tearing down racist statues of Junipero Serra, Theodore Roosevelt, and Michael Jackson across the...
BREAKING: Political rallies are unsafe again
TULSA--After a month of political rallies being good for the public health because they help to fight COVID-19 in some...
CHAZ releases first international tourism video
The Democratic Republic of Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone (aka CHAZ/CHOP) is so far advanced that they have already moved past...
Chik-fil-A stops serving ‘racist’ white meat
ATLANTA—Chik-fil-A will stop serving what CEO Dan Cathy calls "racist white meat" and serve only dark meat. "I think we...
